Reading progress update: I've read 34%.

Damned - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm listening to this on audio and at first I thought it was very funny and cute.

 

"Are you there, Satan? It's me, Madison."

 

Yeah, it was funny and cute at first. But every chapter starts with this sentence and if that were all, I would be fine with that. But the narrator, (not the narrator of this audio recording, but the narrator of the story, Madison), is coming off as a whiny little rich brat whose parents never paid her any attention and now she's dead. (It's not a spoiler, it's the second sentence in the book, or close to it.) I have no idea where this story is going, and if this character doesn't get less whiny/irritating VERY SOON, I will be DNF'ing this mess.