Reading progress update: I've listened to 33% of The Funhouse and...

The Funhouse - Karen Peakes, Dean Koontz

I think this has to be the most unrealistic sentence I've ever come across:


"My God, I've been disemboweled."


Really? Really? Because I'm pretty sure that if such a thing happened to me, there would be some big swear words involved. For example:


"Are these my motherfucking intestines?


Or:  "What the fuck is this ropy, bloody shit all over the place?


 Or simply, 


                                      "Holy shit!"   Or    "What the fuck stinks so bad?"                                                                  

I came up with these just off the top of my head and I'm not an author. For shame, Dean Koontz. For shame.