Reading progress update: I've read 44% and just came across this quote:

The Magic Wagon - Joe R. Lansdale


He was a nose picker, and about the best I've ever seen at it. He didn't do it like a lady will do, like she ain't really doing it, but just scratching, and her finger will shoot in and scoop out the prize and she'll flick it away before you can say, "Hey, ain't that a booger?"